Top Five Laughs for the Week

Which is your favorite? Mine is the last one.

5. Last Sunday Matt randomly started racing from our front door to the bedroom and back, over and over.
Erin: "What are you doing?"
Matt: "Can't you tell. I'm running from the door to the bedroom."
Erin: "Umm, why?"
Matt: "Because I feel like it." (He's weird, I know. But I think it's cute.)

4. A few friends came over to watch The Office with me.
Kelly: "Do you think this'll have too much adult content for Austin (her four-year-old)? He might pay attention to it."
Erin: "If it does, we'll call Matt to come and get him." (Matt was at a neighbor's watching football. Like how I volunteered him?)
Five minutes later
Erin: (on the phone) "Matt, can you come get Austin?"
The second Matt came into our apartment, Chase (Kelly's 20-month-old) ran up to Matt and wanted to play. He loves Matt.

3. The Office. I love that show!
(P.S. Thursday nights at 8:00 p.m. everyone is welcome to come watch it with me.)

2. At work two co-workers were talking by my desk about weird things certain religions do.
Co-worker I didn't know very well: "I knew a Mormon, and they had like SIX kids!"

1. A little girl was talking to me.
Little Girl: "My mom got stitches."
Erin: "Oh."
Little Girl: (very emphatically) "But I'm not telling you where!"
Erin: "Okay. I hope you're mom's feeling okay now.”
Little Girl: “It’s in the special parts—well the girls’ special parts.”
Erin: “Oh.”
Out of the blue a couple minutes later:
Little Girl: “I know how to spell it.” (I wasn’t sure what she was talking about.)
Little Girl: “B-O-O-B!”