Tha Dentistht

I just got back from the dentist. My mouth is numb on both sides. Now I remember why I don't like the dentist. It's not the needles--or the drilling that make me feel like my mouth is a construction zone.

It's the numbness afterwards.

I'm sitting at work, and I really hope that nobody talks to me because this is what they'd get...

"Shorry, I justh got back from tha denthist, and ma mauthh ith numbth. Ith soundth like I have a listhp.

I actually did have a lisp when I was little.

Yeth. Ith true.